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Marlon Bundo Is Technically Mike Pence's Grandson: Source Marlon Bundo Is Technically Mike Pence's Grandson: Source

Marlon Bundo is not Mike Pence’s biological grandson—or is he?

World Endures Another Sloppy Pullout  World Endures Another Sloppy Pullout 

President Donald Trump has cancelled his summit with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un with a letter that is, without exaggeration, one of the weirdest things I’ve ever read in my 28 years on earth.

Male President Battles for Dominance  Male President Battles for Dominance 

The Bad Man: a relatively common species, though his attributes vary widely. His face ranges in color from apricot to a burnished sort of pink. He weighs anywhere from .075 to .15 tons, and can go days without a vegetable. Particularly in the summer season, some Bad Men are so drawn towards conflict that they will…

Publicly Bad Corey Lewandowski Joins Publicly Pious Mike Pence's PAC Publicly Bad Corey Lewandowski Joins Publicly Pious Mike Pence's PAC

Alleged abuser and harasser Corey Lewandowski, who helped elect another alleged abuser and harasser into the presidency before smoothly transitioning to lucrative TV punditry, is now going to help the vice president campaign for midterms and the 2020 election. Despite a history of hostile, abusive behavior, this man…

Happy Mother's Day to Mother  Happy Mother's Day to Mother 

Deep in our nation’s capital, Mike Pence and his mother/wife/partner in God’s warm light, Karen, are standing in front of a giant cross, hands reaching towards each other, a respectable 4 to 5 inches of space between their flesh. “Happy Mother’s Day, Mother,” Pence whispers.

Focus on the Family Steamrolled the IRS Into Declaring It a Church  Focus on the Family Steamrolled the IRS Into Declaring It a Church 

Documents obtained by Right Wing Watch detail how Focus on the Family, a religious conservative and anti-abortion organization, convinced the IRS in 2016 to classify the nonprofit as a church, releasing it from financial transparency rules and requirements like unemployment benefits.

In Report, Woman Testifies That Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens Sexually Assaulted, Slapped Her  In Report, Woman Testifies That Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens Sexually Assaulted, Slapped Her 

Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens (R), who is facing a criminal invasion of privacy charge and is the subject of an intensifying Republican-led state House investigation, was accused by a woman under oath of sexual coercion and physical violence, according to a report released by a state House committee.

Marlon Bundo Is Complicit 

There aren’t many bunnies out there with the attention-grabbing skills of Marlon Bundo Pence, a soft rabbit belonging to the second family. Then again, as demonstrated in the new children’s book Marlon Bundo’s a Day in the Life of the Vice President, there aren’t many bunnies with the audacity to use their good looks…

Let's Give It up to Trump and Pence for Having Wives and Daughters! Let's Give It up to Trump and Pence for Having Wives and Daughters!

Yesterday, in honor and celebration of pieces of ass and things we presumably do, the GOP give itself a pat on the back by clarifying on social media that Trump has appointed a ton of women, actually. In September 2017, the Guardian estimated that only 20% of nominations for top jobs have gone to women, putting Trump…

Mike Pence Predicts Abortion Will End 'In Our Time'  Mike Pence Predicts Abortion Will End 'In Our Time' 

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The Year in Smirks 

A lot of terrible things happened in 2017. The United States exited the Paris Climate Agreement, relinquishing responsibility for its role in our ongoing armageddon. The president called a hostile dictator “fat” on Twitter and now Hawaii is testing its nuclear sirens. Jared Kushner personally inflamed the…

Poll: Only 24 Percent of Americans Think the Tax Bill Is a Good Idea  Poll: Only 24 Percent of Americans Think the Tax Bill Is a Good Idea 

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Mila Kunis Donates to Planned Parenthood Monthly on Behalf of Mike Pence

Mila Kunis revealed on Conan that she donates to Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence’s name every month so that his office receives a thank-you note. Thank you, Mila Kunis!

Your Semi-Regular Reminder That Mike Pence Is Fucking Scary  Your Semi-Regular Reminder That Mike Pence Is Fucking Scary 

When a miserable, dihydroxyacetone-stained businessman sits in the Oval Office, it’s easy to tell yourself that his hypothetical untimely exit would be a net positive. Unfortunately, the incomparable Jane Mayer has a new feature on Vice President Mike Pence in the New Yorker reminding us that we are completely screwed …

For Conservatives, Weinstein Proves a Completely Nonsensical Point  For Conservatives, Weinstein Proves a Completely Nonsensical Point 

The mounting and increasingly disturbing allegations against Hollywood mogul and Democratic donor Harvey Weinstein have opened the floodgates to a veritable tsunami of gleeful commentary from conservatives and MAGA-ites, to whom Weinstein provides delicious, long-lasting political ammo. It will never quite land as…

Karen Pence's Towel Charm Website Is Back and Better Than Ever Karen Pence's Towel Charm Website Is Back and Better Than Ever

A little over a year ago, when the line “Karen Pence, Your Future Second Lady” was just a fun little goof, Jezebel wrote about then-Vice Presidential candidate’s wife’s “Towel Charm” business. Shortly after, the website was shut down, with a message explaining that the business had been put “on hold.” A gaping hole…

Like You, Steve Bannon Owns an Oil Painting of Himself Dressed As Napoleon  Like You, Steve Bannon Owns an Oil Painting of Himself Dressed As Napoleon 

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Is Mike Pence Quietly Preparing for His Own Political Campaign? Is Mike Pence Quietly Preparing for His Own Political Campaign?

Vice President Mike Pence may be a wooden spoon with neurotically-combed hair, but he’s not without ambition. While Trump wreaks havoc both at home and abroad, his second-in-command has been hosting dinner parties chock full of flush donors. It’s by no means an unprecedented move—but it does suggest that Pence is…

Trump Is Right At Home in Nationalist Poland Trump Is Right At Home in Nationalist Poland

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Mike Pence Just Wants to Be an Astronaut Mike Pence Just Wants to Be an Astronaut

After the Trump Administration attempted to drain the swamp, clogged the toilet, figured they’d deal with it later, is finally knee-deep in overflow, culminating in our present all-hands-on-deck emergency which is drawing comparisons to the Nixon tapes, Vice President Mike Pence spent the entire day tweeting about…

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